Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minuets later a drunk on his way from a local pub passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: " One for me, one for you. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
Father, father, father!!! please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. " they both ran back to the cemetery gate and they voice continued: "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you.. suddenly the voice stop counting and says: " what about the two at the gate?" Usain Bolt record was broken in a flash.
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